Here's what a bloke I know would have called a rattling good yarn.
The Aussie papers are currently full of the issue of the proportion of public funds going to private, often church-owned, schools.
And the debates about teaching ethics vs religion, whether in general or a specific variant, in class in public schools.
When I were but a boy, we used to get religion in class once week. One week the insert noun here came and, during the lesson, made us close our eyes and put up our hands if we wanted to be 'saved' and have lots of good things happen to us.
Having been brought up, strictly, to do as I was told by figures of authority I closed my eyes and put my hand up.
To discover that all that had happened was that I had signed up for Sunday school at one the local churches.
I may have only been 8 or 9 at the time but I eventually figured out that a churchly figure of authority have abused the trust of a (then) Innocent child.
Goodbye organised religion.
My opinions have only gone downhill since then.