The column is average, the photo is highly disturbing, the comments are priceless:
"They look like Phil Tufnell on acid and Jimmy Hill in drag. I bet their sex life is awesome"
"Must get my husband a Santa suit. He's just in from the pub and said ok "
"are they from the planet agadoo"
....and by far the best and this week's wiiiiiineeeerrrr....
"Urinal Ritchie? I prefer Eurethra Franklin."