Evidently no-one at the ABC has ever read Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas. Otherwise there surely would have been a reference in this story.
If you don't know the reference...try this.
Coming soon...yet another episode about how I was about to close Chateau VVB and then some bod pops up from out of the ether saying "don't do it."
Coming some time soon, ie not within a hold your breath timescale.