"can't wait to get to Moscow. With a combination of cheap vodka and a language barrier what could possibly go wrong?"Terry Wogan steps down from his traditional snide commentary on the Eurovision
I for one shall miss him. However, as always, I look forward to a cornucopia of colour-by-numbers jiggy 80s electro-pop, one incomprehensibly obscure act in dress-up costume, one colour-by-numbers Scowegian death thrash metal band and more breast and leg than you get at the Woolies poultry counter.
*"Bang a gong, we are on," I say.
(Slightly obscure Iron Chef reference).