One I hadn't heard before.
I had to officiate at a 'do' tonight. We had a visiting delegation of 6 people: I introduced them all then did a bit of a spiel.
I then introduced one of the group who was to do a talk. Part way through I thought, "I forgot one of them when I did the intros." Then the one speaking mentioned this bloke by name and I thought, "ahh, he's made up for it, I must have forgotten him."
So when I came back to do the link between the speaker and next one, I mentioned the bloke I had forgotten.
Later, once it was all over, they said to me, "you didn't forget him, you mentioned him."
I made a comment about my memory to which one replied, "ah, you're like me, you've got CRAFT."
CRAFT = Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.
Exactly so, and now I have a new way to describe it.