mouth (again)

Looks like I'm not the only person around with a mind like a cheap alarm clock. From today's SMH:

Down in the mouth

I was heartened to learn from the Australian Dental Association's newspaper
advertisement that "mouthwashes are proud of their long history of advancing oral health". Either my mouthwash is modest or it knows something the association does not. When I asked if it felt proud, it remained green and silent. I hope this isn't a case of pride coming before a fall.

Peter Campbell Potts Point