The stipulation for a contestant on The X Factor is an uncontrollable vibrato and a great deal of cancer in the family.
That one's about television shows.
This one's about televison too.
It’s dizzyingly exciting, like finding Jesus’s diary, and discovering that he had Crunchy Nut Cornflakes the day he got crucified.But it's mainly about the Beatles.
PS: If you don't read this tonight, then strictly speaking it won't be your evening reading. Unless you read it on some future night.
Good luck, it's a battle zone out there.