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Here it comes again...
Here comes another one....
When will it ever end?
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Yet again you send me to read some vile thing I wish I'd never
by Garfieldina on Today 12/13/2009
Carp's milk - carp's sperm, a delicacy in Hungary, in a soup or it can be breaded and baked. Yummy.
crossing Buda-Pest from my travel list now.
BUT the funny tombstones at oddee.com were worth the clickthrough.
Somewhere, right now, a blogger's stone is going in that says
404 Error: Not Found
It's character-building, as they say.
Look bwcaB, I don't post these links just for you, you understand.
Although as I suspect you're my last remaining reader, perhaps I do.
Or not.
hi Phill
Highriser did a post on self-checkout at the supermarket, and Speak Your Brane lead me to Listopia, so I am just sharing my HRiser comment with you because you lead me to SYBrane-
Freakout the Checkout is at Listopia - a favourite site of our pal Phill in QLD.
Here are the first few - I started laughing so hard I couldnt cut n paste any more -
You're in Tesco. What 3 things do you take to the checkout to confuse and unsettle the gawping staff?
Pregnancy test, bucket, BBQ tongs.
3 grapes
The checkout girl's own car keys, duvet cover and headless kitten.
50+ porn mags, jumbo pack of toilet rolls, mop
Doughnuts, Crayons, Vodka (I actually did this).
Camcorder, Write Your Own Will Kit, Bin Laden biography
frozen chicken, rubber gloves, family tub of swafega
Pound of lamb's liver, pack of hygienic wipes, copy of "Horse and Hound"
Bible, crayons, bread knife.
Copy of "World of Warcraft", Sunblock, Condoms.
True story (i.e. not as funny): My most recent Tesco basket contained three bottles of wine for £10, a pack of 12 condoms and a padlock.
3 Jeremy Clarkson books.
Wank mags, spray mount, copy of Just Seventeen
Black bin liners, 'Value' webcam, cucumbers.
A cucumber, a pack of razor blades and a disposable camera.
A child's training bra, a colouring book and a tube of whipped cream
Cat food, razor, Baby Gro.
Jamie Oliver cookbook, anal douching kit, bottle of Toilet Duck.
Pampers, an enema, and three pounds of minced pork.
Trowel, disposable barbecue, white babygro
Razorblades, Paracetemol, Kasabian album.
Webcam, KY Jelly, butternut squash
sleeping bag, gravy mix, filo pastry
Childs birthday cake, Olive Oil, Pick-axe Handle.
Absinthe, Clingfilm and a dog muzzle
Mouse trap, stock cubes, pie crust.
Box of elastic bands, a childs potty and a sharp pair of scissors.
Colon cleanser, gaffer tape and a length of hose.
Large Crucifix, White Bed Sheet and a Petrol Can.
KY Jelly, lighter fluid, frozen turkey ...
your post 2009 30-odd ft of grunts
(a cinema term meaning a lot of noisy action without any dialogue)
"Freakout the Checkout
is at Listopia -
a favourite site of our pal Phill in QLD.
Here are the first few - I started laughing so hard I couldnt cut n paste any more -
You're in Tesco. What 3 things do you take to the checkout to confuse and unsettle the gawping staff?
Pregnancy test, bucket, BBQ tongs.
3 grapes
The checkout girl's own car keys, duvet cover and headless kitten.
50+ porn mags, jumbo pack of toilet rolls, mop
Doughnuts, Crayons, Vodka (I actually did this).
Camcorder, Write Your Own Will Kit, Bin Laden biography
frozen chicken, rubber gloves, family tub of swafega
Pound of lamb's liver, pack of hygienic wipes, copy of "Horse and Hound"
Bible, crayons, bread knife.
Copy of "World of Warcraft", Sunblock, Condoms.
True story (i.e. not as funny): My most recent Tesco basket contained three bottles of wine for £10, a pack of 12 condoms and a padlock.
3 Jeremy Clarkson books.
Wank mags, spray mount, copy of Just Seventeen
Black bin liners, 'Value' webcam, cucumbers.
A cucumber, a pack of razor blades and a disposable camera.
A child's training bra, a colouring book and a tube of whipped cream
Cat food, razor, Baby Gro.
Jamie Oliver cookbook, anal douching kit, bottle of Toilet Duck.
Pampers, an enema, and three pounds of minced pork.
Trowel, disposable barbecue, white babygro
Razorblades, Paracetemol, Kasabian album.
Webcam, KY Jelly, butternut squash
sleeping bag, gravy mix, filo pastry
Childs birthday cake, Olive Oil, Pick-axe Handle.
Absinthe, Clingfilm and a dog muzzle
Mouse trap, stock cubes, pie crust.
Box of elastic bands, a childs potty and a sharp pair of scissors.
Colon cleanser, gaffer tape and a length of hose.
Large Crucifix, White Bed Sheet and a Petrol Can.
KY Jelly, lighter fluid, frozen turkey ...
9:55 AM
LOVE from Ann O'Dyne, bwca brownie, Matshall Stacks, and Melbourne MOD.
here it is Phill <a href="http://www.listopia.co.uk/list.php?l=50>LISTOPIA</a>
<b>LOVE from Ann O'Dyne, Bwca Brownie, Marshall Stacks, and Melbourne MOD.</b>
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