03 May 2007

helpchildless

Chateau VVB's theory on the Heffernan/Gillard affair is simple. Howard put Heffernan up to it. The Libs had thrown everything including the kitchen sink at Rudd but the polling still showed lots of support. So, let's turn to the next target. Conveniently, Heffernan had expressed his views about childless potential deputy PMs a year ago, so it wouldn't raise any suspicions if he simply reiterated them for the Bulletin interview.

Howard's and Heffernan's follow-up comments, the so-called apology' along with the confected outrage from other senior Libs all set the scene. But there's plenty of punters out there with views similar to 'Senator' Heffernan. " So, let's get a handle on what proportion of the populace, shall we, and where they live." "What a spiffing good idea. Hello, get me Mark Textor."

Conspiracy theories are so much more fun than real life, n'est pas? The thing is...we all know there's no depth to which Howard wouldn't stoop, so.......
you know it makes sense.

4 comments:

Tommy Pendejo said...

Phil, I too have no doubt that Hobgoblin John instructed Gunsel Bill to go forth and vilify. Nothing this government does or says is by chance. Too bad the gits who listen and nod their empty heads are too stupid to read or understand the Holy Bible of such chicanery, Machiavelli's The Prince. Though old Nicolo might be turning in his grave at the extent to which Howard has replaced the concept of Princeliness with that of a used car salesman.

phil said...

very nicely put, Tommy...

Lord Sedgwick said...

Given the egregious Heffalump is one of the Rodent's closest, nearest and dearest, it would seem the 'comment' (that's giving it gravitas it no way deserves - "deliberate brain fart" would be close to the least worst and most generous description) would not be without a fair degree of deliberation.

(Michael Kirby might enlighten us about such allegedly off the cuff Heffalumpisms.)

Would it be indelicate of me to describe the Heffalump as a festering hemorrhoid on the arsehole of the Liberal Party?

Thought not.

JahTeh said...

I'm surprised that Heff managed to get both feet out of his mouth in time to put them both back in.

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