12 June 2007

don't know why

PHILIP RUDDOCK, ATTORNEY GENERAL: My understanding is that having been born in Egypt that there may well be a proper basis upon which Egyptian authorities would have some interest in him and his wellbeing.

SALLY NEIGHBOUR: Who sent him to Egypt? The Pakistanis or the Americans?

PHILIP RUDDOCK, ATTORNEY GENERAL: I don’t know.

SALLY NEIGHBOUR: You don’t know?

PHILIP RUDDOCK, ATTORNEY GENERAL: I don’t know.

SALLY NEIGHBOUR: Who do you believe sent him?

PHILIP RUDDOCK, ATTORNEY GENERAL: Well I don’t know.

SALLY NEIGHBOUR: Have you not sought to find out?

PHILIP RUDDOCK, ATTORNEY GENERAL: Well I haven’t been advised, and I don’t know that I’m in a position to find out, but I’ve not been advised.


(Courtesy of comments at Blogocracy).

"Wellbeing?"

I would be interested in readers' comments about what should be done about/to this alleged Attorney-General once he is no longer the occupant of that previously distinguished position.

2 comments:

Mark Lawrence said...

I believe that in the 18C, (or was it later? My Hornblower knowledge is pretty rusty), His Majesty's Navy had a practice of 'Keelhauling'.

That link also has some other interesting ideas.

The alternative is to put him on an expensive yacht and force him to sail into the arms of pirates in the Straits of Malacca.

phil said...

Waterboarding?

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