13 October 2006

hold on, I'm comin'

I think tonight's the night we get around to updating the blogroll so I need to leave you all with something to think about. Well not really, but those were the words that came out when I moved my fingers over the keyboard.

And tonight's theme carries on from comments earlier in the week about truth and spin. So, today both Mel Gibson and Paul Hogan reveal the outcome of several weeks strategising and drafting of talking points by their spin doctors, about the best ways of restoring the value of their respective brands. Well, that was really helpful, wasn't it? If it's written down or on some crappy American TV show, it must be true. Just stick to the script, act sincere (oh yeah, you're both actors aren't you, well that should be a piece of cake then) and she'll be apples. Those sponsorships and jobs will come rolling in again.

Meanwhile, the (insert gratuitously offensive description of PM here) has moved to get Iraq off the front page by suddenly taking an interest in the welfare of the client base of his (very) junior Coalition partner. Gotta make hay while the sun shines, eh? Oh, we have too much sun? Oh dear. Solar panels? Never heard of them. And even if I had, coal is better. That's it, let's subsideise all Australian familes - yeah, with at least one breadwinner on an AWA, that's a nice touch - to have a ton of coal on their roof.


Actually, he played down fears. Interesting. Is that because we have to reserve all our fears for Muslims, terrorists, and anybody who generally is not like us, eh?

OK, play amongst yourselves, smoke if you wish, blogroll maintenance here we come.

Update: Blogroll maintenance completed successfully and in the process - well not actually, more because I have the attention span of gnat and am very easily diverted - I found this, on a Sydney Morning Herald blog that was running a piece on which Parliamentarians are like characters in The Simpsons (seems there's been a bit of puerile name-calling going on in Canberra).

Peter Beattie is so very much Troy McClure it wounds me ("you may remember me from such crises as our water infrastructure and Dr Patel").

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