deja vu

At six, he was allowed to socialise only with other reincarnated souls – though for a time he said he lived next to the actor Richard Gere's cabin.

So how did he know they were actually reincarnated souls?

"Well, in a past life I was a gerbil and you wouldn't believe what they made me do in that cabin next door."

Hat tip Philip. No idea what type of hat.

If that's not weird enough for you, try this:

Now SuBo has proved ugly people can all sing, the Queen should think big and use her powers to round them all up and force them to sing for us. It is what Diana would have wanted.

I love Poms, especially before they emigrate.

I also got a whole whacking wodge of swine flu jokes, here are the better ones:

If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu - ignore it. It's just spam.

I hear there's now a sine flu as well. Someone on the news was going off on a tangent about it.

Swine flu has now mixed with bird flu. Scientists say they will find a cure when pigs fly.

It's a pubic holiday here tomorrow. That's right.