Apple has shown that a mobile phone can be a pedometer, a restaurant guide (one which can make the reservation, direct you there and let you know which kinds of sustainable seafood you can order with a clear conscience), an ensemble of musical instruments that can be blown down, tapped and strummed, a library, a periodic table, a performer of magic tricks, a translator, a Skype phone, a Twitter client, a radio, a games platform and a device that can set your home satellite TV to record any programme you like wherever you are in the world.I'm left breathless. I get less technologically able - or indeed ept - by the minute. I have no idea how people do this stuff and, in many cases, I'm even more bemused why they do. It can't be healthy.
Not a widget in sight - this can't be healthy either, but a few people have pocketed a motza.
No widgets here either, but a bloke who kicks a ball is valued at LStg70 million. Please don't try to tell me the world is sane.
So, you can tell I wanted to spread the good word, but I couldn't find one. A very quiet Saddy night.