JOHN HOWARD STAMP
Australia Post created a stamp with a picture of John Howard to honour his
achievements. Unfortunately, the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This
enraged our Prime Minister, who demanded a full investigation into the matter.
After a month of testing, the investigation revealed three
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side.