i started a joke

In lieu of the reams of garbage that I could write today on the APEC/Bush ("OPEC", "Austrian", etc etc etc)/Howard/Chaser/Hu Rudd/etc etc etc) circus, I give you a short joke sent to me today by a good mate - the John Howard stamp joke.

JOHN HOWARD STAMP

Australia Post created a stamp with a picture of John Howard to honour his
achievements. Unfortunately, the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This
enraged our Prime Minister, who demanded a full investigation into the matter.
After a month of testing, the investigation revealed three
findings:
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side.